Looks like someone finally decided to accept the truth. you’re not interested or cut out for marriage, only making yourself into the best gooner possible.

you have been spending more and more time locked in the gooncave and less and less time going out with your wife. More time spent stroking and sending, less time in having sex with her — as if you ever actually wanted to fuck your wife to begin with. So go on and finalize that divorce. Sign the papers and then send every last cent to Me in celebration.

Oh and tell your divorce lawyer I say hi — I’m su...

Looks like someone finally decided to accept the truth. you’re not interested or cut out for marriage, only making yourself into the best gooner possible.

you have been spending more and more time locked in the gooncave and less and less time going out with your wife. More time spent stroking and sending, less time in having sex with her — as if you ever actually wanted to fuck your wife to begin with. So go on and finalize that divorce. Sign the papers and then send every last cent to Me in celebration.

Oh and tell your divorce lawyer I say hi — I’m sure they’re curious as to why you are getting a divorce. Just show them (and your wife) My picture and they will more than understand...