Most people are looking forward to celebrating winter holidays this time of year, but not you.

No, the phrase, “ ’tis the season,” has a whole different meaning for a slut like you — a stocking and boot slut, to be specific. you’re not necessarily looking forward to the holidays, you’re looking forward to seeing all of the stockings & boots that the pretty girls like Me bring out. Family time and gifts mean nothing to you. The only thing you’re looking forward to is seeing teasing stockings and tall boots that you wish were trampling you.

You’re a perpetual slut for stocki...

Most people are looking forward to celebrating winter holidays this time of year, but not you.

No, the phrase, “ ’tis the season,” has a whole different meaning for a slut like you — a stocking and boot slut, to be specific. you’re not necessarily looking forward to the holidays, you’re looking forward to seeing all of the stockings & boots that the pretty girls like Me bring out. Family time and gifts mean nothing to you. The only thing you’re looking forward to is seeing teasing stockings and tall boots that you wish were trampling you.

You’re a perpetual slut for stockings, a slut for skirts, and a complete and utter slut for tall boots.