What a surprise - you’re still awake.

you thought you finally fixed this little “problem” that you have, that you finally got your night schedule back to normal... but that’s a joke. Because why would a not so normal gooner like you have any semblance of normalcy when it comes to your nighttime routines?

Every night you lay in bed, trying to not think of Me, yet you’re wide awake and aching to start gooning. Aching to turn on your phone, find My page, and pump. Aching to be have My pretty little fingers in your wallet with your hand firmly glued to your cock. you’re not ge...

What a surprise - you’re still awake.

you thought you finally fixed this little “problem” that you have, that you finally got your night schedule back to normal... but that’s a joke. Because why would a not so normal gooner like you have any semblance of normalcy when it comes to your nighttime routines?

Every night you lay in bed, trying to not think of Me, yet you’re wide awake and aching to start gooning. Aching to turn on your phone, find My page, and pump. Aching to be have My pretty little fingers in your wallet with your hand firmly glued to your cock. you’re not getting any rest, not tonight - you’re going to stay up to stroking and send.

And besides, we all know this is what you would always rather be doing anyways.

Reminder - Good gooners pay as they pump...