Alan, my muscular, blonde haired, blue eyed friend is on his phone. What is he doing on his phone? None of your business! You're here to worship his feet. That is all you get. So sit there like a slave and worship his socks and bare feet while he has them in your face.

Alan, my muscular, blonde haired, blue eyed friend is on his phone. What is he doing on his phone? None of your business! You're here to worship his feet. That is all you get. So sit there like a slave and worship his socks and bare feet while he has them in your face.