Andrew is seated on the counter with his feet on display. He has perfectly smooth soles and toes. His feet are BIG. Tall men have big feet. What can I say? He's been walking around barefoot on our dirty carpet all day so his soles are covered with lint, dust, and dirt. Who wants to worship and clean his soles off with their tongue? Show of hands? :)

Andrew is seated on the counter with his feet on display. He has perfectly smooth soles and toes. His feet are BIG. Tall men have big feet. What can I say? He's been walking around barefoot on our dirty carpet all day so his soles are covered with lint, dust, and dirt. Who wants to worship and clean his soles off with their tongue? Show of hands? :)