I'm hanging out with my friend Chris. It's a cold rainy day outside. We're waiting in the car for our friends to show up (we are going to go see a movie). While we're waiting Chris has his 10 1/2 sized foot up on the arm rest. I asked him if he would let me film his foot some. His exact words were, "What for my bitches? They want to look at my foot some more? Alright." He shows off his left foot with his dirty sock on. His dirty smelly sock sole is right in your face. "I think I know what you'd like better. The sock off." So he takes his sock off and sticks his foot right in your face. His ...

I'm hanging out with my friend Chris. It's a cold rainy day outside. We're waiting in the car for our friends to show up (we are going to go see a movie). While we're waiting Chris has his 10 1/2 sized foot up on the arm rest. I asked him if he would let me film his foot some. His exact words were, "What for my bitches? They want to look at my foot some more? Alright." He shows off his left foot with his dirty sock on. His dirty smelly sock sole is right in your face. "I think I know what you'd like better. The sock off." So he takes his sock off and sticks his foot right in your face. His toes and soles are surprisingly porcelain and silky smooth for being contained in such a dirty sock. His toenails immaculately clean. You are astounded at how clean they are. He pulls his foot away. "Where are you going?" You think. He is pulling his other shoe off. It looks like the shoe is stuck. He is using all his strength. "Oh this foot doesn't want to come out today." He says. The shoe suddenly pops off and he removes his sock and put both feet up on the armrest. "Ohhhhh..." he moans. "What's better than having two feet out." he states in a matter of fact way. "You can't beat the two foot. They're best friends these feet." He's flexing his toes in your face and moving his feet this way and that. "They've been together for a long time." he says as his toes are right in your face.