Jack is not giving you any of his time. What's that? You want to look at his feet? Oh fine. If you must. You are his foot slave and not worthy of his attention. All you are allowed to do is stare at his feet and worship them with your eyes while he is sitting on the couch. He has his giant soles and toes in your face. They are perfectly immaculate and smooth. So go ahead and look...if you must. :P