Well Ted is a perfect perfection of a man. He has those gorgeous eyes and beautiful skin. All those muscles all over his body. That down of hairy covering his muscular body. Those muscular hairy legs and pecs....what's that? You're here for his feet? Well you're in luck! He has two of them! And they're very VERY nice! His has immaculate smooth soles and toes. Porcelain cream bathed in milk. Should I have been a novelist? No? :P I digress. Ted has his feet right up in your face. He's going to let you worship them with your eyes.