I can’t take you out to dinner, but I can be your dinner! You're a shy guy who worked up the courage to ask me out. Unfortunately for you I happen to be much more interested in swallowing you whole than dating you. You're not even friend-zoned, you're food-zoned. haha. I get home for the evening and digest my meal. My belly is big and bulging because it is stuffed with my dinner date... which was you. I cruelly tease you inside my belly. Telling you that I'm much too beautiful for you, and that you had no chance with me. I spend a lot of time rubbing my belly and talking about how full I am... Show more