Are you SURE you want me to FART in your FACE??
It's my first time farting on someone, so I'm super nervous, but if you're sure that's what you want, I'll try...

For the first time ever, one of my REAL FARTS was caught on camera for a custom! I turned it into a cute short clip, captioned it, and replayed the fart for EXTRA IMPACT ???? For $10 for 100 seconds, it's one of my more expensive experiences, but that's what it costs to be a fart sniffer!