Have you missed My ass on your face? Of course you have! Lucky for you, I've got some work to do, and you get to be My seat. Less lucky? I'm wearing My tightest pair of jeans, and they won't be very forgiving while I'm smothering you. I work on flattening your nose so you're a bit more comfortable, and then I take My belt off to make things go a little better... I'm going to remind you that My seat doesn't need air, only to be still and take My ass.