Made for men or women, as usual. You come to me, in tears and in shock over your recent breakup. They were your entire life, and now you feel like a pathetic, tiny piece of nothing. You're nothing if you're not with someone. There, there. Come to me. Let me listening. Let me help. Just give me a kiss, and I'll make sure you never feel alone ever again. After all, I know just the tiny crevice to stick you once I have you shrunken down and completely at my mercy ;)