I just come home from work and this is what I find? I thief trying to steal my shoes and socks? Seriously? Do you know how many times I've had to replace locks because of you? What? You're smelling my shoes right now! No, this is stopping. If you love my feet so much, you're getting more of them than you bargained for. Now, shrink. You're a thief now, but soon you're going to be nothing but a pathetic slave. Not my best work so pricing it lower.

I just come home from work and this is what I find? I thief trying to steal my shoes and socks? Seriously? Do you know how many times I've had to replace locks because of you? What? You're smelling my shoes right now! No, this is stopping. If you love my feet so much, you're getting more of them than you bargained for. Now, shrink. You're a thief now, but soon you're going to be nothing but a pathetic slave. Not my best work so pricing it lower.