Good morning, my little pet. Don't be alarmed. The hamster cage is your new home. You may be a little smaller than you were, but that's what I do. I see you, shrink you, and make you mine. Let me lay down some ground rules. Oh, you don't remember, do you? I've owned you for months. Be a good pet, and I'll be good to you. But if you try to escape again. Well, let me show you what happens to pets who don't listen. Let me show you the stuff of nightmares ;)