Wow, I was so gassy last night. Sitting in jeans on my leather sofa, I kept ripping these obnoxious sounding farts, over and over again, so I decided to record some for you guys. You're going to love the sounds of these! They smelled creamy and lingered for a while too.

If you were sitting next to me and I excused myself to the bathroom, would I come back to find you sniffing the seat cushion? Pervert!