My gas just keeps getting worse. I had so many episodes at work this week it was crazy! Super bubbly farts in the bathroom, I hope nobody heard me. The gas persisted in the car ride home, and when I got home I finally was able to fart freely as I please.

I love when I get home from work because I can fart as much as I want, and as loud as I want. You think you'd be able to rest in the same room as me? I would probably keep you up all night long having you wear earplugs just to get some rest!