I’m heading out to a posh dinner but I already have a bloated, gassy tummy that’s showing up through my tight, lacy dress... what do I do?? I’m worried that drinking at the event will make my turbulent tummy situation worse but drinking a whole 2 litre bottle of sparkling water to practice letting out gas discretely might not be the best way to deal with my gurgly gut! I start drinking and with each glass of fizzy water I bloat up more and become increasingly uncomfortable. I let out a fart to release some pressure and start burping too but I’m hardly subtle about it! Eventually I end up wi...

I’m heading out to a posh dinner but I already have a bloated, gassy tummy that’s showing up through my tight, lacy dress... what do I do?? I’m worried that drinking at the event will make my turbulent tummy situation worse but drinking a whole 2 litre bottle of sparkling water to practice letting out gas discretely might not be the best way to deal with my gurgly gut! I start drinking and with each glass of fizzy water I bloat up more and become increasingly uncomfortable. I let out a fart to release some pressure and start burping too but I’m hardly subtle about it! Eventually I end up with a full attack of hiccups and I actually kind of go quiet for a bit while I’m hiccuping, I look so shocked! (I never used to get hiccups and I was kind of afraid that I would scare them away again!) I manage to down the whole bottle much to my discomfort and now have a very heavy, bloated, gassy stomach which I rub and play with for a little bit, burping and hiccuping some more. You can see how much I’ve blown up from the start of the video to the end, my poor stomach looks so distended as I let out another fart in the closing minutes!