Can you believe it? They said my outfit was inappropriate and threw me out of the club! Ok, so maybe I forgot to put a top and skirt over my white lingerie but... I thought that would have been enough? One size fits all, the packaging said! it’s not my fault I’m a little... oversized! Well, there’s nothing to do now but to have my own party outside the club! Watch me down a whole bottle of fizz in retaliation, getting ever fatter, more bloated and more uncouthed as all kinds of gassy noises escape from my overburdened digestive system! There are huge burps and a lot of out of control hiccup...

Can you believe it? They said my outfit was inappropriate and threw me out of the club! Ok, so maybe I forgot to put a top and skirt over my white lingerie but... I thought that would have been enough? One size fits all, the packaging said! it’s not my fault I’m a little... oversized! Well, there’s nothing to do now but to have my own party outside the club! Watch me down a whole bottle of fizz in retaliation, getting ever fatter, more bloated and more uncouthed as all kinds of gassy noises escape from my overburdened digestive system! There are huge burps and a lot of out of control hiccups throughout, but I also managed to catch some awesome stomach sloshes! After I’d downed about a third of the bottle I realised how well the air and the liquid were interacting to create the perfect echo chamber for sloshes and managed to capture them pretty well for you!

I felt like an absolute ocean, my poor gut was already full of fizzy cola and part-cooled rice which had swollen up inside my gut a real treat! I‘m in such a state, all bloated and swollen and stuffed, and with every mouthful of fizz I gulp down into my greedy belly I become even more of a mess, barely able to cope with the weight of my tummy as it swells and grows, ballooning in every possible way! I look MASSIVE by the end of this video and I can barely contain the way I feel about my swollen belly! Listen to me moan and groan about how stretched and bloated I feel, see how much discomfort I’m in as the fizz builds up inside of me and watch the relief on my face with every burp and hiccup I release! This was a really hard video to make and I truly didn’t think I was going to make it to the end of the bottle but I’m really glad I got all that fizz inside of me and you can believe i had the WORST case of hiccup-burps all night