(Note: I’m not pregnant IRL, just fat!) Can you imagine my embarrassment? Even my midwife commented on my weight gain! I guess it’s all those crazy cravings I’ve been having. The side effects of my hormonal binges don’t stop with the weight gain either, all my gastric disturbances can probably be traced back to my need for bacon double cheeseburgers at all times of the day and night... I know I t’s normal to put a bit of weight on while swollen and fertile but imagine giving in to all those devilish cravings and watching the result cluster around your hips and your waist as well as your gro...

(Note: I’m not pregnant IRL, just fat!) Can you imagine my embarrassment? Even my midwife commented on my weight gain! I guess it’s all those crazy cravings I’ve been having. The side effects of my hormonal binges don’t stop with the weight gain either, all my gastric disturbances can probably be traced back to my need for bacon double cheeseburgers at all times of the day and night... I know I t’s normal to put a bit of weight on while swollen and fertile but imagine giving in to all those devilish cravings and watching the result cluster around your hips and your waist as well as your growing baby bump... ho embarrassing! Lots of belly play as I caress my ‘bump’ while I talk about a shameful appointment, my crazy food urges and all the effects of the naughty food on my digestive system!