I was digging around in a drawer for something and found a packet of balloons I’d bought to decorate the place as a surprise for my lovely partner when we first moved in. When I noticed a couple of them matched my outfit I thought I’d have a little fun, even though my belly already resembled a balloon! There was a good reason for that, too, because as soon as I began blowing up the first ballon I also began burping up an absolute storm! Soon I began letting burps fly into the purple balloon that I’d trying to inflate with my lungs... I wasn’t sure whether I was proud or embarrassed about my...

I was digging around in a drawer for something and found a packet of balloons I’d bought to decorate the place as a surprise for my lovely partner when we first moved in. When I noticed a couple of them matched my outfit I thought I’d have a little fun, even though my belly already resembled a balloon! There was a good reason for that, too, because as soon as I began blowing up the first ballon I also began burping up an absolute storm! Soon I began letting burps fly into the purple balloon that I’d trying to inflate with my lungs... I wasn’t sure whether I was proud or embarrassed about my new talent!

After I tied off the purple balloon I couldn’t help but wonder whether I could blow up a WHOLE balloon just with burps so, with the pink balloon in my hand, I began a quest to do just that! Aside from a couple of times when I needed it to stretch a bit more I mostly managed my goal, too! The pink balloon is around 90 percent burp! I think I under-estimated how much of the purple balloon is made up from my troublesome stomach gasses too! Finally, with both balloons full to bursting I line them up with my own balloon - my belly! I can’t believe there was enough gas in my stomach to fill about a balloon and a third/half with belching alone!