Rub my crystal ball... I’m sure you know where to find it... it’s there between my chest and my waist... a great big ball... ok, so maybe it’s not made of crystal... maybe it’s made of fat... but all the same, gaze into my navel and you’ll see a glimpse of your future! I see... I see... I see a LOT of heavy weight gain in your future! You’ve been so greedy lately, no wonder you can see your future in my big, shiny, oiled belly - you’re going to be as fat as I am, maybe fatter! Come and catch a glimpse of what lies ahead for you and your growing gut! There’s lots of belly play here as I teas...

Rub my crystal ball... I’m sure you know where to find it... it’s there between my chest and my waist... a great big ball... ok, so maybe it’s not made of crystal... maybe it’s made of fat... but all the same, gaze into my navel and you’ll see a glimpse of your future! I see... I see... I see a LOT of heavy weight gain in your future! You’ve been so greedy lately, no wonder you can see your future in my big, shiny, oiled belly - you’re going to be as fat as I am, maybe fatter! Come and catch a glimpse of what lies ahead for you and your growing gut! There’s lots of belly play here as I tease you about your swelling stomach and invite you to shine up the crystal ball! You get to see my big belly from a lot of good angles that really show off its roundness and all my stretch marks, plus my bellybutton looks really deep here too!