Urrrppp.... Ooooh, I’m SO sorry, you’ll have to pardon my gas... I’m a greedy little mermaid and when I spotted that shoal of fish swimming in my direction there was no way I could turn down the opportunity for a free lunch! I opened up my jaws and waited, willing the little guys inside and they swam right down, into my waiting gut! HIC! - ugh ... I might be regretting that a little now though... maybe my eyes were bigger than my stomach..... well, they were ... now my belly is absolutely huge , all swollen up with live prey, still swimming in circles inside of me and I’m really suffering t...

Urrrppp.... Ooooh, I’m SO sorry, you’ll have to pardon my gas... I’m a greedy little mermaid and when I spotted that shoal of fish swimming in my direction there was no way I could turn down the opportunity for a free lunch! I opened up my jaws and waited, willing the little guys inside and they swam right down, into my waiting gut! HIC! - ugh ... I might be regretting that a little now though... maybe my eyes were bigger than my stomach..... well, they were ... now my belly is absolutely huge , all swollen up with live prey, still swimming in circles inside of me and I’m really suffering the consequences! Exactly how difficult IS a belly full of live prey to digest??

Watch me struggle with my very gassy belly (I had an upset stomach and couldn’t stop burping, hiccuping and generally bubbling in the upper tummy for much of the night!) as I rub my swollen abdomen and point out the stretch marks spreading across my gut from the weight of the heavy load inside of me! Ooof, and I must have swallowed so much water when I gulped these little fishies down, I feel like there’s an ocean inside of me! No wonder I’m so queasy! Burrrrrrrp.... My stomach is rolling... will I never learn?? Time to let my big, full belly full of swimmers have a rest while they struggle through my digestive system!