I’ve never looked so much like an absolute oinker, and here I am devouring bacon sandwiches! I hope you enjoy being my dinner date for the evening, observing my gluttony... please excuse my terrible table manners - i was absolutely famished and I had hunger pains all the way through my soft, plush belly! I wash my sandwiches down with glass after glass of fizzy coke which causes me to belch often - including some really strong burps that happened while my mouth was still full of sandwich! ???? I was so embarrassed, I try not to be that rude but the gas was SO powerful I couldn’t hold them b...

I’ve never looked so much like an absolute oinker, and here I am devouring bacon sandwiches! I hope you enjoy being my dinner date for the evening, observing my gluttony... please excuse my terrible table manners - i was absolutely famished and I had hunger pains all the way through my soft, plush belly! I wash my sandwiches down with glass after glass of fizzy coke which causes me to belch often - including some really strong burps that happened while my mouth was still full of sandwich! ???? I was so embarrassed, I try not to be that rude but the gas was SO powerful I couldn’t hold them back, and once I’d let one out the others all followed!

I was so hungry that I could really feel my stomach working hard on my sandwich as soon as I swallowed each bite. There’s little more satisfying than the feeling of a hybrid hunger growl/digestion gurgle as a starving belly welcomes its first few bites!