It’s not just that I’m fat, I’ve specifically gained a lot of weight in the belly in a way that makes it stick out so far I can’t help but wonder what people must think when they see me. Do they think I’m pregnant? Do they suspect that my food baby is actually almost a full-term pregnancy? Or maybe they think I’ve swallowed someone whole? Gulped down my prey into my desperate belly? At the very least they must think I’ve been overdoing it... but do you want to know a secret? My big, round potbelly is actually empty here! How is it that big when it’s screaming for breakfast and empty as hell...

It’s not just that I’m fat, I’ve specifically gained a lot of weight in the belly in a way that makes it stick out so far I can’t help but wonder what people must think when they see me. Do they think I’m pregnant? Do they suspect that my food baby is actually almost a full-term pregnancy? Or maybe they think I’ve swallowed someone whole? Gulped down my prey into my desperate belly? At the very least they must think I’ve been overdoing it... but do you want to know a secret? My big, round potbelly is actually empty here! How is it that big when it’s screaming for breakfast and empty as hell?! Listen to me speculate about the different things people might think about my rotund, protruding gut and about the looks I get from delivery drivers as I play with my big, soft stomach, teasing it with my fingers while I feel the hunger building up inside of me. Breakfast time, I suppose!