Oops... I’d say I’m sorry but that simply wouldn’t be true... I was starving , and you did leave us alone together for quite some time... I suppose you just wanted us to get acquainted but you should have known better than to trust me not to gulp him down in a heartbeat! At least you’ve got your way, your friend and I are going to become VERY well acquainted over the next few hours! Urrrrrp! If you listen closely you might be able to hear his final cries; his final, desperate pleas as he starts to break down in my stomach acid, giving in to the contractions of my abdomen as it starts crushi...

Oops... I’d say I’m sorry but that simply wouldn’t be true... I was starving , and you did leave us alone together for quite some time... I suppose you just wanted us to get acquainted but you should have known better than to trust me not to gulp him down in a heartbeat! At least you’ve got your way, your friend and I are going to become VERY well acquainted over the next few hours! Urrrrrp! If you listen closely you might be able to hear his final cries; his final, desperate pleas as he starts to break down in my stomach acid, giving in to the contractions of my abdomen as it starts crushing and churning up my prey! Listen to the frantic sounds of digestion as you say goodbye to your friend forever, your head lying softly against my swollen, groaning belly! (The stomach noises added halfway through are mine but were recorded separately - they might not have involved live prey but were certainly caused by boisterous digestion!)