Welcome to Human Biology 101, I am your teacher Ms. Leigh and today we will be learning about Human digestion.

Digestion is an essential part of our bodies that is the way we absorb and eliminate nutrients and waste. I can't help but notice some of you are here ready to learn, while others are far too distracted talking and pawing at each other to learn anything.

Not only are you hindering your own education, you are distracting those who want to learn!

I am very passionate about digestion as I have a super-hyper mega digestive system and would appreciate it if yo...

Welcome to Human Biology 101, I am your teacher Ms. Leigh and today we will be learning about Human digestion.

Digestion is an essential part of our bodies that is the way we absorb and eliminate nutrients and waste. I can't help but notice some of you are here ready to learn, while others are far too distracted talking and pawing at each other to learn anything.

Not only are you hindering your own education, you are distracting those who want to learn!

I am very passionate about digestion as I have a super-hyper mega digestive system and would appreciate it if you'd close your mouths and open your ears and participate in the lesson!

Your little girlfriend here is far too worried that she's not getting enough attention so she can move up to the front and center row, and if she still continues to interrupt my lesson she's going to get a close up of just how powerful my digestive system really is!

Of course she's laughing, she thinks this is a joke so she can spend the rest of class dissolving in my super-strong gut! ::GULP::

She's making a lot of noise from inside me but maybe now that she's not here distracting you, some learning can happen and you will sit down and listen and learn about the digestive system.

Or not! You continue to be rude and obnoxious and class is only so long so, you can just join her being babysat by all my enzymatic fluids as they work away at your flesh from inside my very full belly ::GULP::

now that blondie has slipped down into my intestine she is much quieter, as are you. I can handle the gurgling coming from my full stomach and the massive burps I expel after eating you both, it's much less annoying than your incessant chatter!

Only a few more minutes left in class and the rest of us have enjoyed our time learning in the classroom while YOU and your little girlfriend got a lesson in respect from inside my super-mega gut as it digests you.

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