You're my workout buddy. We don't do the same workouts though. I lift heavy and go hard and you do the very basic maintenance. Lame.

So, after we work out, it goes without saying you don't need to consume all the protein like I do. Sometimes you have a protein shake, a banana. Meanwhile I am devouring all the eggs, meat and beans I can stuff in my mouth.

I am still not satisfied.

But you look like you're full of nice fats and proteins. I am starving!

Your flesh is soft and supple, I bet it tastes like milk, not full of adrenaline and lactic acid like mine...

You're my workout buddy. We don't do the same workouts though. I lift heavy and go hard and you do the very basic maintenance. Lame.

So, after we work out, it goes without saying you don't need to consume all the protein like I do. Sometimes you have a protein shake, a banana. Meanwhile I am devouring all the eggs, meat and beans I can stuff in my mouth.

I am still not satisfied.

But you look like you're full of nice fats and proteins. I am starving!

Your flesh is soft and supple, I bet it tastes like milk, not full of adrenaline and lactic acid like mine. No, I think you would taste sweet and delicious like pancakes with syrup.

I can't control myself any longer, it's not my fault! I sink my teeth into you, I eat you, I consume you. I swallow you and finally my hunger is satisfied.

However, I did not realize what a glutton I'd become until I saw my huge belly. Oops. It's making so much noise too, I think you want out.

I will not let you out. I will digest you.

In the morning I will have some oatmeal, something high in fiber. I will have my coffee and I will pass you out, leaving you in the toilet, QUIET.

I guess I will need to find a new gym partner again. That's becoming pretty difficult lately.