Quagmire, you're such a dirty pervert!

Meg and I are super tired of you going through our trash, stealing my old makeup sponges and her gross dirty underwear! We see you in the bushes, Glen. You're not fooling anyone.

But we have a way to fix you good. You won't be saying Giggity much after Megan locks you in chastity. We will keep you nice and subdued with aroma from the little brown bottle.

You're a goon, Quagmire and goons need to be dealt with!