Your girlfriend has been bothering you to take a bath with her and you finally give in and agree.

It's gross, uncomfortable, and the water is really hot but you're willing to do it for her, it's not really a big deal!

At first anyways, then she starts doing some weird stuff.

First she adds carrots, potatoes, onion, salt and pepper to the bath. She's got some excuse though, their good for collagen and aminos or whatever. But then she takes your temp with a meat thermometer and asks you to hold a quartered onion in your mouth because she doesn't have an apple.

Your girlfriend has been bothering you to take a bath with her and you finally give in and agree.

It's gross, uncomfortable, and the water is really hot but you're willing to do it for her, it's not really a big deal!

At first anyways, then she starts doing some weird stuff.

First she adds carrots, potatoes, onion, salt and pepper to the bath. She's got some excuse though, their good for collagen and aminos or whatever. But then she takes your temp with a meat thermometer and asks you to hold a quartered onion in your mouth because she doesn't have an apple.

What?!

The more you question her the more aggressive she becomes until she is threatening to sink her teeth into your face and devour you piece by piece.

This has gotten out of hand; this is way too weird for you.

Trying to get out of the bath triggers her and with a flurry of bicuspids and incisors, your entire destiny changes. You're being dissolved, absorbed, digested. The gastric system is dragging you down into a place you've never been and cannot escape.

Your girlfriend has mercy on you though, after belching and groaning, then soaping and washing her expanded belly, she agrees to let you out. However, she gives no promises how much of you will be left, and threatens to waffle stomp you down the drain.