I just came back from playing paddle tennis and you catch me relaxing in my bedroom. You inquire as to why I didn't put my racket back in the garage with the rest of our sports equipment; so I tell you that I sometimes like to hit my partner when he's being bad haha. I ask if you want to try being spanked, which leads to me sternly telling you to drop your pants, and then some hard spanks. You clearly really liked it, because when you turn around you've gotten a boner! I quickly realize that no one has talked you about sex-ed, so I need to take it into my own hands - quite literally.