I start out already fully gooned and babbling about how edged I am, how sensitive my clit is, and how much I'm obsessed with porn. I also encourage you to make your penis feel as good as possible, using lots of trigger words like plap, goonstick, meatstick, handpussy, and more. I want you to stick your tongue out, let go, drool, and make nghhh noises out loud.
Then I go on about how I want you to bring your porn addiction to the next level. There's so much more out there beyond digital media! I want you to go to sex shops, adult theaters, strip clubs, anything to make your penis happier...

I start out already fully gooned and babbling about how edged I am, how sensitive my clit is, and how much I'm obsessed with porn. I also encourage you to make your penis feel as good as possible, using lots of trigger words like plap, goonstick, meatstick, handpussy, and more. I want you to stick your tongue out, let go, drool, and make nghhh noises out loud.
Then I go on about how I want you to bring your porn addiction to the next level. There's so much more out there beyond digital media! I want you to go to sex shops, adult theaters, strip clubs, anything to make your penis happier in your free time. I want you to get obsessed with specific pornstars and seek out all the physical media of them you can, building your favorite porn goddesses the porn shrines they deserve. You need this, this is so good for you and your relationship to your perfect penis.