You're my best friend's step-dad, and she told me you wouldn't even notice if I grabbed a $20 from your wallet... But you walked in right as I was looking for it! Look, you don't have to bring my parents into this, I'll just give you the $20 back... Wait, what do you mean that's not enough? You tell me to take my shirt off, then my bra... Then you start snapping pictures of me... I swear I won't steal from you again, but you're already ready to use this against me, aren't you? I swear, I'll show you my boobs whenever you ask, just please don't tell anyone! I swear I'll be good!

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