When you went off to college, I was helping clean your room... That's right. I found your collection of pink thongs. You're a perverted little sissy boy. Do what I say and I won't tell everyone we know...

When you went off to college, I was helping clean your room... That's right. I found your collection of pink thongs. You're a perverted little sissy boy. Do what I say and I won't tell everyone we know...