Hey sport! I'm happy to see you pal. Relax, tell me what is going on with you please. I'm just hanging out in my robe, don't mind me if it rides up or comes open when I get on the bed to listen to you. I'm just going to rub my feet a little, and that may expose my hairy ass to you. You know that I want to help you if I can. Anything within my power so long as life pumps through my veins. In fact my "main vein" is pumping for you as we speak. Would you care to stroke my penis? if you're good you can suck it. He is very hard for you.
(no cumshot)