Mistakes were made, we are unable to assign tasks to qualified people. We had Little Mikey setup our security camera system and the fucker blew up the heating system. We suspect the guy is 70% retarded, but he can pretty much cum on command. That might not be useful in most workplaces but here it's a great quality. So we ended up giving him a job he's qualified for: getting jerked off by Crissy Moon.