So you'd think Little Mikey would've got his schedule straight by now. Every week there's a fucking fucked up handjob for him. We were pretty pissed off when we couldn't get a hold of him. We got on the road expecting we'd find him napping at his place. Imagine our surprise when we found him twirling a sing asking for a handjob, like he was pimping a fucking condo on the curb!