After seeing some of our jackass employees getting free handjobs, Earl, our 43-year old coder, decided he wanted some action himself. Or else. So we hooked him up with Rachel Milan, to whom he came onto with all the subtlety of a computer specialist. I mean, the guy has the awkward behavior of a savage . And Rachel treats him accordingly.

After seeing some of our jackass employees getting free handjobs, Earl, our 43-year old coder, decided he wanted some action himself. Or else. So we hooked him up with Rachel Milan, to whom he came onto with all the subtlety of a computer specialist. I mean, the guy has the awkward behavior of a savage . And Rachel treats him accordingly.