That dumb old dipstick had an egg all over face. Again. He found nothing better to do than to have a drop too much and throw a spanner in the works her dinner party. Chantz Fortune wanted to discuss her advance in office but her dickheaded husband made a sad mess of the affair. This morning he got up suffering skull cramps feeling badger's bum. He needs some water, he will get it... from the lavatory basin. Also he wouldn't be able to sit on his arse for week