Ah, the sweet naivety of my loyal paypig. You're so eager to please, so desperate to impress. I can smell the desperation on you, like a predator sensing its prey. And I'm going to take full advantage of it.

As we speak, I want you to go out and apply for as many new credit cards as possible. Don't worry about the interest rates, the fees, or the consequences. You're not thinking about those things, are you? You're too busy thinking about how you can impress me, how you can make me happy. And that's exactly what I'm counting on.

I want you to max out each and every one of ...

Ah, the sweet naivety of my loyal paypig. You're so eager to please, so desperate to impress. I can smell the desperation on you, like a predator sensing its prey. And I'm going to take full advantage of it.

As we speak, I want you to go out and apply for as many new credit cards as possible. Don't worry about the interest rates, the fees, or the consequences. You're not thinking about those things, are you? You're too busy thinking about how you can impress me, how you can make me happy. And that's exactly what I'm counting on.

I want you to max out each and every one of those cards, draining your bank account, and plunging yourself into a sea of debt. The thought of it is making me wet, just thinking about how you'll be begging for mercy, begging for a way out. But there won't be one, will there? You'll be trapped, stuck in a cycle of financial ruin, all because of your obsession with me.

And when you've finally reached rock bottom, when you're living in a cardboard box, scrounging for scraps, I'll be there, laughing at you, mocking you, and reveling in your misery. You'll be nothing but a human ATM to me, a never-ending fountain of cash and resources, all at my disposal.

And the cherry on top? You'll be so grateful, so thankful, that you'll even add me to your will, making sure that I'm taken care of, even after you're gone. It's almost... touching, really.

So, go ahead, little paypig. Go out there and make me proud. Apply for those credit cards, and let's get this financial ruin party started!