Is that even a dick? I can barely see it! You must be joking, right? You think that tiny thing can please a woman? Newsflash: you will NEVER satisfy a woman with that pathetic excuse for a penis.

In this video, I'll be ridiculing your tiny dick, and you'll be lucky if I even acknowledge its existence. You're probably used to being laughed at, but this time, it's on camera for the whole world to see.

So, have you ever had sex before? I highly doubt it. You're probably still a virgin, and that's why you're so desperate for attention. Well, I'll give you attention, but not th...

Is that even a dick? I can barely see it! You must be joking, right? You think that tiny thing can please a woman? Newsflash: you will NEVER satisfy a woman with that pathetic excuse for a penis.

In this video, I'll be ridiculing your tiny dick, and you'll be lucky if I even acknowledge its existence. You're probably used to being laughed at, but this time, it's on camera for the whole world to see.

So, have you ever had sex before? I highly doubt it. You're probably still a virgin, and that's why you're so desperate for attention. Well, I'll give you attention, but not the kind you're hoping for.

Get ready for a brutal dick rating, and don't say I didn't warn you...