SPH LOVERS ALERT!

Are you ready for a mean, no-holds-barred dick rating like no other? I'm talking to you, pathetic little worm with a microscopic penis!

Send me your pitiful photos and videos, and I'll take great pleasure in dissecting every inch of your sorry excuse for a cock. I'm feeling particularly frisky today, so don't expect any mercy from me!

As I gaze upon your tiny, shriveled thing, I'll make sure to let you know exactly how little and ugly it is. The more I look at it, the more it disgusts me! Get that thing away from me! I can barely stand to look a...

SPH LOVERS ALERT!

Are you ready for a mean, no-holds-barred dick rating like no other? I'm talking to you, pathetic little worm with a microscopic penis!

Send me your pitiful photos and videos, and I'll take great pleasure in dissecting every inch of your sorry excuse for a cock. I'm feeling particularly frisky today, so don't expect any mercy from me!

As I gaze upon your tiny, shriveled thing, I'll make sure to let you know exactly how little and ugly it is. The more I look at it, the more it disgusts me! Get that thing away from me! I can barely stand to look at it.

My reaction will be pure, unadulterated disgust. I might even gag at the sight of your pathetic penis! You've been warned, so don't say I didn't tell you.

So, are you ready to face the truth about your tiny dick? Send me your photos and videos, and let's get this humiliating dick rating started!

Don't forget to include your video and photos with your submission!

Will you be able to handle the harsh criticism, or will you run away with your tail between your legs?