I was trying to take a nap on my couch but I couldn't get comfortable.

Soon, I discovered why.

My eyes snap open and I see him standing right on my chest. He stares me down. I can see him wearing a mask, and what looks like a flashlight in his hand. Definitely up to no good. This sort of thing does not happen in my house. I am sure I'm not the first house that he has hit tonight. Being so small, I bet he could get away with anything. So this is my chance to take care of the neighborhood. I taunt him a bit before his inevitable demise. Down the hatch. A bit chewy, but a ni... Show more