Rodney, what the hell..?

Not only has he snuck out of the house, but he lured (3!) girls outside for a pool party. Turns out its nothing more than a nasty slime pit! I hear him hollering, as I was tending my plants and I saw such a lurid scene! All of the girls trapped in the slime, and ol Rodney was watching them struggle! What a creep!

One by one, I reduce the tiny girls. They seem so appreciative and thankful for rescuing them. As I held them safely in my hand, they watch me grab Rodney and stick him headfirst into the muck! What a fitting end for loser Rodney!