Gone are the days of people pushing me around. I've grown tired of the wicked ways of the world. In my laboratory I have assembled a device with power so immense nearly everyone laughed!

Heed my warning now. I will be the last one laughing.

Look at poor Katie here. She used to have quite a high self opinion... She would never date a lowlife like me! But now, we see where that's gotten her! She laughed at my shrinking ray, and found out what a mistake that was!

See her up close, what a beauty. Even shrunken down she's still pretty hot. I'd bang her. Hell, I'm gonna...

Gone are the days of people pushing me around. I've grown tired of the wicked ways of the world. In my laboratory I have assembled a device with power so immense nearly everyone laughed!

Heed my warning now. I will be the last one laughing.

Look at poor Katie here. She used to have quite a high self opinion... She would never date a lowlife like me! But now, we see where that's gotten her! She laughed at my shrinking ray, and found out what a mistake that was!

See her up close, what a beauty. Even shrunken down she's still pretty hot. I'd bang her. Hell, I'm gonna bang her. But that's later... Right now, I'm just going to admire my freshly shrunken little lady Katie.

this is just part 1 of a series

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