I was scared and excited when the box was sitting on my porch. I didn't even wait to take it inside, I had a seat right there and opened it right up. I look in the box and see a tiny little vial. No packing slip, no bubble wrap. Just her.

My tiny, little mail order bride!

The only instructions she came with was to crack the seal of her shipping container and wait. Overnight she will quadruple in size, and be a perfect little woman!

At first I thought the ad was too good to be true. She was so tiny. But once I woke up and saw her cute little face, it was love at fi...

I was scared and excited when the box was sitting on my porch. I didn't even wait to take it inside, I had a seat right there and opened it right up. I look in the box and see a tiny little vial. No packing slip, no bubble wrap. Just her.

My tiny, little mail order bride!

The only instructions she came with was to crack the seal of her shipping container and wait. Overnight she will quadruple in size, and be a perfect little woman!

At first I thought the ad was too good to be true. She was so tiny. But once I woke up and saw her cute little face, it was love at first sight.

Who knew the dark web would bring me my perfect shrunken wife?