You know those friends that always want to smoke and have papers and a bowl or bong, but never any bud? Yea, I HAD one of those. But eventually all of us got tired of his mooching ways and I decided to put an end to it.

I'll be perfectly blunt. I shrunk him. I know it sounds crazy, and it is... but it was truly the only solution I could come up with. The only issue was I forgot to feed his little ass, and well he turned stiff as a board! Turns out it only took a week or two to dry him out like a little piece of jerky!

I show him off to everyone, and they all excitedly agre... Show more