So you wanted to know what I want to do tonight? Well we could go out or something, but why bother when we can stay in....

And try out my shrinking device!

You must have thought I was kidding, but no. I gotta admit it was kinda cute watching you twitch and shrink right up. I guess I owe you a bit of thanks, since you are my first real human subject! You are my proof of concept! It really works!

So now I have you all tiny, what do I do with you?

Keeping you around seems like such a liability. So I suppose if I kept you around I might have to pay you or som...

So you wanted to know what I want to do tonight? Well we could go out or something, but why bother when we can stay in....

And try out my shrinking device!

You must have thought I was kidding, but no. I gotta admit it was kinda cute watching you twitch and shrink right up. I guess I owe you a bit of thanks, since you are my first real human subject! You are my proof of concept! It really works!

So now I have you all tiny, what do I do with you?

Keeping you around seems like such a liability. So I suppose if I kept you around I might have to pay you or something, and we both know that ain't gonna happen!

So maybe I will make a little snack out of you and make sure you never come crawling back....