You can't pass this opportunity up, can you?

I'm offering you the chance to be a pioneer in the size reduction industry! Inside this bottle is my life's work, and I am not just offering this to anyone. Will you join me, and begin this revolution?

Fantastic.

Inside this dropper is a whole new reality for US!

Take the dosage directly on your retinal nerve, yes. I gave you the perfect dosage for your size. I took mine a little while ago, and I am already starting to feel strange.

You are already?

Oh, my.

Maybe I miscalculated your ...

You can't pass this opportunity up, can you?

I'm offering you the chance to be a pioneer in the size reduction industry! Inside this bottle is my life's work, and I am not just offering this to anyone. Will you join me, and begin this revolution?

Fantastic.

Inside this dropper is a whole new reality for US!

Take the dosage directly on your retinal nerve, yes. I gave you the perfect dosage for your size. I took mine a little while ago, and I am already starting to feel strange.

You are already?

Oh, my.

Maybe I miscalculated your dose.

This could be bad.

I watch you shrink down to nearly an inch.

These results are beyond impressive....

Unfortunately for you, I haven't even dreamt of an antidote...

I'm so very sorry.

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