So I decided this year would be the year of me baking "woke" chicks... Yea, maybe a bit shallow, but Im on the hunt for some bomb ass pussy, and I think I'm onto something here.

I've been making bread, learning my way though pinterest and I found the ultimate pussy magnet... exotic plants! All of these chicks think it's so new and cool, but whatever. I found my "in" with the sexy ladies of instagram.

Anyways, I found a totally crazy spot to buy some totally exotic seeds... on WISH!

Needless to say, they didn't look like normal seeds, but everything on wish is a bi...

So I decided this year would be the year of me baking "woke" chicks... Yea, maybe a bit shallow, but Im on the hunt for some bomb ass pussy, and I think I'm onto something here.

I've been making bread, learning my way though pinterest and I found the ultimate pussy magnet... exotic plants! All of these chicks think it's so new and cool, but whatever. I found my "in" with the sexy ladies of instagram.

Anyways, I found a totally crazy spot to buy some totally exotic seeds... on WISH!

Needless to say, they didn't look like normal seeds, but everything on wish is a bit weird, so I figured it was cool. I soon learn that they are quite an exotic species, and have never seen such rapid growth or any of the traits I'm seeing now. It is moving before my eyes, and growing at a crazy rate. What can I do, but sit back and monitor its progress?

It's reacting to my voice and moving around me, almost giving me a hug. I can't say I mind. His hugs are the best. Did I mention that I named him Randy? His blooms smell,!

I think ol Randy really has a grip on me!