I'm just so happy to bring you home! You are going to make the perfect new piece for my bathroom, my new HUMAN TOILET! I haven't had a chance to try you out yet so I invited my girlfriend Quin over so she could give you a test run with me. We have been eating so badly, our tummys are so upset from us dining on decadent foods these last few days, we are going to need a full clean as we make such a mess! You better slurp it all up and not miss one drop!